法语助手

AH France.

Country of good wine and food.

Bonjour.

Bonjour, voici la carte monsieur.

Thank you.

OH crap, this is all in French.

Excuse me.

Do you have also English menu?

Non.

And do you speak English?

Oui.

Can you recommend me something for today?
Is there some special or something?

Oui, c’est un bar spécialisé à cocktail,
Donc on a des bars à base de gin,
à base de spritz,
Si vous aimez pas le cocktail…
Il y a aussi la bière, le vin…

My french is not so good.
Can you maybe tell me in English?

Non.

EMMMM, okay.

So, can I get a glass of wine white please.

Oui.

Et voici un château de raisin pour vous, monsieur.

Great.
Looks nice.
Let’s make it better.

Non, mais t'es complètement fou! ÇA VA PAS!

What the fuck are you doing.

I just like it a bit softer,
with some sparkles.

WHAT?

Can I get my wine back please.

NON.

And you leave this county now.
and never come back!
Et t’as gâché le vin!